@dudefester2: Zack cleaning

directiontheinfection:

When I fangirl I turn in to the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man

mom:what time did you go to bed last night?
me:that information is confidential

My death certificate is going to read :

“Cause of Death : Excessive fangirling over All Time Low”

jeszing:

at what age are you supposed to delete your blog

me:opens tumblr
me:sees pictures of band members
me:makes weird noises
me:rolls off bed
me:rolls out window
me:rolls into street
me:rolls off the earth
me:floats into space
me:incinerates in the sun